What would happen is Arnold and Gretchen had a child??
What would the head look like? THE MADNESS!!
I’m guessing either a giant round ball face, a small ball face, or a crooked football shaped, which would be quite depressing to see.
OMG Do you think that’s how Charlie Brown was born? LIKE HIS HEAD IS A PERFECT CIRCLE, IT’S SO CREEPY! Yes, I’m pretty sure we just figured out Charlie Brown’s parents. (note that they are never shown once in the comic).
It would explain why he was never able to kick that football beyond the fact that Lucy was always a bitch to him. It really came down to him having an emotional attachment to that shape due to his parents.
You have just stumped me on the witty comebacks. I laughed so hard. You win. Well played.
